ZUMBOORUK

...a camel awaiting the arrival of Clint Eastwood on the set of "The Good, The Bad and The Lumpy"

Actually, we've never had a group called ZUMBOORUK. But we should've if only so that the list can run from A-Z.

However, this is not a wasted download because for simply donkey years I have had the rich and beautiful people admiring my depth and command of the language when I've leapt on top of them, flattening them to the ground with the cry, ...

"LOOKOUT, ZUMBOORUK!"

Then, dusting myself down as they enquire, I'll eloquently explain that a zumbooruk is, in fact, a swivel gun mounted on the back of a camel.

It's true friends, and very dangerous. Of course, you may find this sequence of events does tend to impress admiring folk in Egypt more than in America; never been quite sure why...